do you ever get that feeling when you remember really bad memories and you just
The Blonde Nerd
(Don't be fooled by that seemingly artsy and profound quote, I'm just a fangirl.)
(Source: madame-bazaar, via imabunhead96)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via poisoned-pleasures)
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
(via sohelpmeoshea)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
What did Hitler say when someone told him to call an ambulance for Churchill?
“Nein nein nein!”
I did nazi that coming!
Guys
Cut out with the Nazi jokes
It makes me führeriousThese jokes are childish, Anne Frankly, not funny.
I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY GLASS OF JEWS
I see what jew did there
(via le-pansycake)
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
an open letter to yahoo
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
and get rid of ask and post limit
Please
don’t
make
us
use
THE PUPPY DOG EYES
(via dan-phil-peej-and-chris)
thE TONGUE THING THE TONGU THING
I thought only Phil did that haha cutie
BUT LOoK AT PHILIP SERIOUSLY
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finding-a-free-username-is-hard:
When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.
(via dan-phil-peej-and-chris)
The Washington Ballet
Stars and Stripes
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT




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