The Blonde Nerd

It's just life, so keep dancing through.
(Don't be fooled by that seemingly artsy and profound quote, I'm just a fangirl.)

laugh-addict:

do you ever get that feeling when you remember really bad memories and you just

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ura-cuntt:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via poisoned-pleasures)

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

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l-luscious:

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l-luscious:

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bobdeniros:

mystolendoctor:

deanvirginiawinchester:

askomnomwaffle:

kitchikishangout:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

What did Hitler say when someone told him to call an ambulance for Churchill?

“Nein nein nein!”

I did nazi that coming!

Guys
Cut out with the Nazi jokes
It makes me führerious

These jokes are childish, Anne Frankly, not funny.

I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY GLASS OF JEWS

I see what jew did there

(via le-pansycake)

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

(via timelordpantiesbedropping)

an open letter to yahoo

dr-super-hufflepuff-holmes:

deanisanactualprincess:

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

and get rid of ask and post limit

Please

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don’t

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make

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us 

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use 

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THE PUPPY DOG EYES

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phamilypheels:

dansfairylights:

fyeahdanhowell:

thE TONGUE THING THE TONGU THING

I thought only Phil did that haha cutie

BUT LOoK AT PHILIP SERIOUSLY

phamilypheels:

dansfairylights:

fyeahdanhowell:

thE TONGUE THING THE TONGU THING

I thought only Phil did that haha cutie

BUT LOoK AT PHILIP SERIOUSLY

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finding-a-free-username-is-hard:

When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.

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theballetblog:

The Washington Ballet
Stars and Stripes

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

(via timelordpantiesbedropping)

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

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