(Don't be fooled by that seemingly artsy and profound quote, I'm just a fangirl.)
What did Hitler say when someone told him to call an ambulance for Churchill?
“Nein nein nein!”
I did nazi that coming!
Cut out with the Nazi jokes
It makes me führerious
These jokes are childish, Anne Frankly, not funny.
I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY GLASS OF JEWS
I see what jew did there
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
The Washington Ballet
Stars and Stripes