The Blonde Nerd

fishingboatproceeds: hermionejg: @VeronicaRoth:...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:35:32 -0230

hermionejg:

@VeronicaRoth: @realjohngreen Oh no! You left your Gus & Hazel in Chicago!

!!!

Three wonderful people. (Ansel is so tall! Veronica is, like, my height.)

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:34:57 -0230

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

owligator: im laughing look at this poor creature

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:34:21 -0230

owligator:

im laughing look at this poor creature

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:34:06 -0230

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

fudgeflies: bex-chan: official proof that satan has tumblr my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:33:52 -0230

fudgeflies:

bex-chan:

official proof that satan has tumblr

my favourite compliment, thank you.

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on my water.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:31:52 -0230

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

all4ballet: Getting the hang of Tumblr already :) feel free to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:31:19 -0230

all4ballet:

Getting the hang of Tumblr already :) feel free to ask/message me. Thanks for the likes and follows!

This is me at my local theatre back home in Italy. Photo credits: Martin Bell (2012)

Divergent filming a Dauntless scene clip (x)

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:31:15 -0230

Divergent filming a Dauntless scene clip (x)

trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:40:43 -0230

trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

finnickselderwand: peetasboxers: solaughwithmenow: peetababy: IF PANEM WASN’T SO FUCKED UP I BET...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:38:09 -0230

finnickselderwand:

peetasboxers:

solaughwithmenow:

peetababy:

IF PANEM WASN’T SO FUCKED UP I BET RUE WOULD GO TO PROM AND HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND SHIT WOW BUT NO SHE HAD TO DIE BYE IM EMOTIONAL

AND KATNISS WOULD BE A HAPPY SMILING GIRL WITH BRAIDED HAIR AND A VIOLIN OR GUITAR OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF A BOW AND ARROW

But peeta would still get abused at home

Well aren’t you a little ray of sunshine

ifuckedsherlock: timelywhispers: glitterandmetal-yt-da: I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:37:45 -0230

ifuckedsherlock:

timelywhispers:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I don’t know if it’s been pointed out before, but have you ever noticed how the first sniper points at John’s heart but when it comes to Sherlock, he points at his brain?

Like it’s their strongest points. Oh my god

ughaoghoriauhfareiu I love this!

hotboyproblems: the other day me and my friend were walking in the city and she said “its so cold”...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:37:15 -0230

hotboyproblems:

the other day me and my friend were walking in the city and she said “its so cold” and i whispered “as cold as my heart” and she just stared at me

dad-butts: krill-ex: god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures They were...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:35:11 -0230

dad-butts:

krill-ex:

god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures

They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them.

It’s like his old dA account

deansass: killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta: tomhiddleston-h: We’re...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:34:45 -0230

deansass:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!

November is when I apply to universities Fuck

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:33:47 -0230

lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:33:13 -0230

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:32:43 -0230

Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog

furrbiesonfire: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: the-sherlockian-po...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:32:19 -0230

furrbiesonfire:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

the-sherlockian-potterhead-23:

#i actually stopped and looked at this for a second #and it hit me that jo rowling didn’t change my life #i was only eight years old when i read my first harry potter book #there wasn’t all that much to change #i was eight when i started and now i’m twenty-one #i’ve had these books to read and learn from and cherish for thirteen years #jo rowling didn’t change my life #she shaped it

I would not be me without this amazing woman

I don’t even want to imagine where I would be without this woman.

she’s the reason i began to enjoy reading

lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:32:01 -0230

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

readingfangirl: iraffiruse: Frozach Submitted This post blew...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:31:52 -0230

readingfangirl:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

This post blew my mind. Go back and read it.